my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
my dad accidentally called me dad once
is this seat taken? *sits on ur dick*
We all used to say “peasant”
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL
