shout out to the birthday boy
“And Jesus said, ‘Let us get crunk.’
And his disciples got crunk.” Swag 4:20
And crunk he got.
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how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
omg ahahaha dying
omg ahahahah dont care
i awake on christmas morning to find that santa has left me coal. perfect. i pick up the coal and use it to break my neighbor’s window, then proceed to enter their house and steal all their gifts. merry christmas to me
i reuse jokes because i care about our planet, recycle motherfucker
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
my photo got more likes than my most unsuccesfull text post
feelings suck i wish i was a bagel
OMG you look Gorgeous!!! where’s the real Yanis? ¬¬
i am gorgeous after having enough sleep !